- Zigged when you should have zagged
- Tried ordering a "Chazo Tai" at Starbucks
- Partially responsible for global warming
- Shoelace broke
- Can't find that damned pen anywhere, and seriously, it was right here a minute ago. Are you sure you didn't take it?
- Used an expired coupon
- Faced fears and lost
- Completely misinterpreted the teachings of Confucius
- Used an expired condom
- Left the world's worst voice mail
- Ate questionable dairy
Monday, December 29
Reasons for committing suicide
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