Religion reform #24

The Book Of The Toucan is filled with lots of fucked up lists. The Toucan is particularly weird about his proclivity for ordered lists. From a section called "What Frosts The Toucan's Cupcakes":

30. Put no Gods before me. Or after me. In fact, try not to think about other Gods.

31. Readeth not borrowed books when on the toilet.

32. An umbrella is a privilege not a right.

33. You and me do not equal the world.

34. I can see you when you jerk off, so stop making that stupid face.

And so on, and so on.