Religion reform #18

I would like to see, just once, someone assert the existence of God by making the following claims:

1. There exists something called Oreo ice cream.
2. Only God could have created as fulfilling and awe-inducing as Oreo ice cream.
3. Here, have a spoonful.  Seriously, I have lots.
4. Mm, how is it?  Good, right?  Let me try it.
5. (Mouth full of ice cream.) Mmmm, tell me God didn't make this. Oh, sweet Jesus.
6. I'll get you some more.
7. Therefore, God exists in realty.

Q.E.D. bitches. And then if anyone starts to get all fact-y or whatever, you take could away his ice cream or make a wicked milkshake and not let him have any.