Showing posts with label voicemail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label voicemail. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 24

Wrong number

Every now and then it's fun to call a wrong number and leave a voicemail like:
"Listen Jimmy, it's Frank. Are you home? Listen, if you're there: you need to get out of the house now. They're coming Jimmy, I'm sorry -- they know everything, they got my phone -- and they're coming. They just left an hour ago and Jimmy -- they have your address, Jimmy -- Christ, please don't be stubborn: you gotta go. You gotta leave now. They're on their way now, I swear, you have to listen to me. Don't hide in the basement, and do not let your family -- Jimmy! Goddamnit. I hope you've taken off, already. God, I'm so sorry."

And then call back a few minutes later:
"Hi there. My name is Frank and I just wanted to follow up on a message I left at this number. That was intended for my friend James. If you could just disregard that, I somehow have your contact details listed under his. My apologies. I've updated his number and address accordingly. Sorry for any inconvenience."

And then call back exactly one minute after that:
"Hi, there. It's Frank again. You know, just to be safe you may want to get out of the house."