Nevermind

My first post. Let's hope this is a good one. I'm new to the whole blogging thing, so I will try to keep this brief. Let's see, where to start.

I was born on a wintery Thursday, many summers ago. It was raining, and the cab that was taking my mother to the hospital smashed on a slippery patch of ice into a maple tree. Both the tree and my mother were killed instantly. I survived the crash and was raised by my father and his housekeeper, until he was also killed in a horrible winter/summer rain-caused maple tree car accident. By this time I was too old to abort, and I had not been assigned any God parents, so my housekeeper simply moved back home to California were she and her parents helped raise me.

And so forth. The rest of the story is so godawful, it merits documentation in a miniseries. The point of that fantastic tale above (in case you are wondering, and you are), was to give you a taste of what you can expect from this blog, namely, utter, utter, lies. If you don't like it, go fuck yourself.