Thursday, December 18

Another strange interaction between Harvey and the portly store owner

Harvey: I think you should know that I am officially off the market.
Miranda: Off the market?
Harvey: Yeah. I'm through looking. I'm sick of personal ads, blind dates, getting set up, singles events, bookstores, grocery stores, clubs, bars, prostitutes, all of it. I am done.
Miranda: That's not "off the market". That's called "giving up".
Harvey:
Miranda:
Harvey: Sigh. Just this box of facial tissues.

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