Monday, October 22

Words I hate

Succulent.

The word is just gross. It's unsettling to guide the movements of your mouth from the sibilant "suck" to the obtuse and tongue-heavy "lent." You can't merely utter this word. You practically fellate it as it wriggles out of your mouth. "Succulent" is the creepy uncle of words, fondling your soft genitals as you sleep.

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