- Coworker called you out for throwing out birthday cake
- Zipper broke on your laptop sleeve
- Ran for bus, left wallet at home
- Ill prepared to explain why browsing in incognito mode
- Finally decide to accept the advances of the homely girl that digs you; get rejected immediately
- Awkward run-in with ex-girlfriend's, ex-roommate's ex-girlfriend at a movie theatre
- Jerked off to someone else's porn (without knowing)
- Have to update Calibre every time you open it
- Referred to George Harrison as Geoff Harrison
- Knocked a baby over while holding a beer
- Can't get rid of that moldy smell in your towels
What's the worst that could happen?
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