Monday, October 8

Reasons for committing suicide

Thinking about ending it? Don't just think about it. Consider flipping that off-switch if any of the following has happened to you:
  • Coworker called you out for throwing out birthday cake
  • Zipper broke on your laptop sleeve
  • Ran for bus, left wallet at home
  • Ill prepared to explain why browsing in incognito mode
  • Finally decide to accept the advances of the homely girl that digs you; get rejected immediately
  • Awkward run-in with ex-girlfriend's, ex-roommate's ex-girlfriend at a movie theatre
  • Jerked off to someone else's porn (without knowing)
  • Have to update Calibre every time you open it
  • Referred to George Harrison as Geoff Harrison
  • Knocked a baby over while holding a beer
  • Can't get rid of that moldy smell in your towels
What's the worst that could happen?

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