On the creation of the giraffe:
God: Tracy, can you pull up the horse?
Tracy: Sir, the horse has been completed. If we could just move on to more--
God: It'll only take a second.
Tracy: Yes, sir.
God: Good. I want you to make it yellow with some brown splotches.
Tracy: OK, done. Now if --
God: No, no, no, no. It's gotta be more brown.
Tracy:
God: More brown than that.
Tracy:
God: No, no. I need more. Just--
Tracy: How's this?
God: Why are you being so skimpy?
Tracy: So basically you want it brown with some yellow?
God: Great. And give it horns.
Tracy: Yes, sir.
God: And can you stretch it's neck out a little bit?
Tracy: Like this?
God: More.
Tracy:
God: More.
Tracy:
God: Just a little more.
Tracy: Are you serious--
God: Longer! Come on, we haven't got all day.
Tracy: All right.
God: Little bit more.
Tracy:
God: That's too much.
Tracy: Are you kidding me?
God: Fine, just leave it. Just fix that tail and make a few thousand of them. For now let's call it the "Superhorse."
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