- Dip broke your nacho
- You're the first contestant eliminated
- Accidentally watched trilogy out of order
- Tapped foot to Miley Cyrus
- Added extra can of water to concentrated juice
- Sale ended yesterday
- Mis-TIVO'd
- Ordered the bland meal
- Not good at anything
- Got Euchred
- Mispelled name on blackboard
- To avoid late fees
Monday, January 11
Reasons for committing suicide
How's your life? Not very good is it? No, it's not. Consider these reasons to end your life today:
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