Dear Mr. Finnegan,
Contrary to the guidelines laid out in the Oasis Restaurant Employee Handbook, I have decided to pursue a extra-professional relationship with one of our day servers: Jessica Fletcher.
Even though she has only just started Jessica has demonstrated excellent judgment at the tables, and has conducted herself professionally with the hosts and kitchen staff. She is also balls hot. God, I want to fuck her.
Of course, I am aware of the pratfalls inherent in such an undertaking. The fact that we work together could complicate things. Then again, she does have this petite body that is curved (just so) and long blonde hair, and a brilliant smile.
She has killer breasts also.
So in conclusion, I hope I can secure both your support and the support of corporate in this challenging endeavour. I feel that the time has come in my career with Oasis Restaurants to take some risks and pursue some new ass. She is available (and let's face it more-than-willing) and I am not going to squander an opportunity like this simply because we share an employer.
Yours very sincerely,
Harvey Kornbluth
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Dan Finnegan, Manager
Oasis Restaurants
RE: Your request to engage in extra-curricular activities with Jessica Fletcher
Dear Harvey,
She's sixteen.
Best regards,
Dan
P.S. You request to change availability has been denied. We're still going to need you to close on Saturdays.
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