Wednesday, November 12

Another strange interaction between Harvey and the portly store owner

Miranda: Just so you know, we're having a sale on mustard.
Harvey: Oh, thanks, but I'm trying to quit.
Miranda: You're trying to quit... mustard?
Harvey: It has an unforgiving hold on me. It's yellow cocaine.
Miranda: Well, you do tend to buy a lot. But are you sure you need to quit?
Harvey: Enabler! I have a problem. Why can't you respect that?
Miranda: It's buy two get one free.
Harvey: I'll take twelve.

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