Thursday, March 26

Actually, they could have been lesbians

It can be really, really difficult talking to my friend Darryl:

Darryl: Omigod. Look: lesbians.
Harvey: No. That's clearly a woman and her mother holding hands.
Darryl: Omigod, incest? That's even hotter. Right?
Harvey: No, Darryl. Incest is taboo.
Darryl: Oh my God. That's disgusting!
Harvey: Yes. At least it would be, except that they're just holding hands.
Darryl: Oh, sweet. Lesbians.
Harvey: I gotta go.

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