Recipe for disaster

Ingredients:

• 1 ex-girlfriend
• 1.5 bottles of Jameson
• 2.5 hour long discussion about her most recent trip to Venice, and her period of "self-discovery" whatever that means
• 1 dash nostalgia
• resentment (to taste)

Method:

1. Combine ingredients vigorously in an enclosed space.
2. Increase temperature until mixture begins to thicken.
3. Lower temperature and the mix will begin to separate on its own.
4. Once complete, throw the entire thing out. It's over for fuck's sake.

Yield: 0