Religion reform #25

The Book Of The Toucan is filled with lots of fucked up lists. The Toucan is particularly weird about his proclivity for ordered lists. From a section called "What Frosts The Toucan's Cupcakes":

1. Short forms. Thou shalt say the whole word or words.

2. Men kissing. I don't want to see that shit.

3. Biting of styles. Thou shalt be original and on trend.

4. Speed dating in general. It's creepy and weird.

5. Bragging about one's virginity. Punch that v-card already. 

And on and on it goes.