Suicide Mad Libs

Dear (name of person),

By the time you read this (noun) I will be gone. No longer can I endure a world of (adjective) pain and misery. That's why I had to (verb) off the (famous landmark) and (verb) my (noun). I'm so sorry.

Please tell (person) that I (strong emotion) them very much. I wish that things had gone (adverb) but because of my (name of social disorder) and my inability to (name of skill), I couldn't go on anymore.

I hope in (noun) you will understand why I chose to (verb) this way. I hate to (verb) you all during (name of holiday) but I had no choice. I am so (name of emotion).

Please don't feel sorry for me. I am in a better (name of household plant) now. There will be no more pain.

Please be (temperament) and tell my (proper nouns) that I (emotion) them very much. I will see you in (name of place where people go when the die). God bless (name of fruit or vegetable).

(Salutation),

Harvey