Meeting new people

It can be really, really hard talking to my friend Darryl:

Harvey: So how's life on campus?
Darryl: It sucks. I have zero friends.
Harvey: I'm sure it will take some time, but you'll meet some people.
Darryl: No, there is no one.
Harvey: I'm sure you're exaggerating. What about in your classes?
Darryl: Those people don't want to talk.
Harvey: Oh. Well how about in your residence?
Darryl: Nah, those guys are all huge nerds. All they do is study.
Harvey: OK... have you thought about joining a student group?
Darryl: Dude, only losers join those.
Harvey: Well, it doesn't sound like you're giving people much of a chance to know you.
Darryl: Why should I give them a chance? Did they give me a chance before they kicked me out of the spirit squad?
Harvey: Wait, is that cheerleading?
Darryl: Yeah.
Harvey: You joined cheerleading—
Darryl: Just forget it. It doesn't matter because they kicked me out.
Harvey: Why?
Darryl: Because they're stupid, selfish jerks who think they are too cool for anyone. Assholes.
Harvey: But why, actually.
Darryl: I might have accidentally 'fingered' a girl during a hold.
Harvey:
Darryl: I thought those leotards were thicker.
Harvey: I gotta go.