Hats
With the sole exception of tuques (which I admire greatly), hats are a useless nuisance committed to destroying styled hair and one-hundred percent effective at branding you a poseur. Name a hat you would wear to a serious setting, such as a funeral. If you answered anything but, "I probably wouldn't wear a hat, unless of course the funeral is outside, like on the frozen tundra, in minus forty degree weather with eighty kilometre per hour winds, because let's say it's an Inuit funeral, not that I know the exact (or even an inexact) procedure of a Inuit funeral, but I assume they are outside, then I would wear a warm tuque and certainly a tasteful one" then you are a douchebag.
Women shall never wear hats. Only earmuffs or silk scarfs.
little boring perhaps, but if you consider your place of work a serious setting (i know plenty wouldn't) i'd say a building site sporting a hard-hat. not so much de requir as a necessity, necessitating the well being of your skull were a piece of scaffolding to fall on it, rendering you a mongo...
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