Drink more milk

Those dairy clowns are at it again.  Never satisfied with our level of milk intake, the Dairy Farmers of Ontario have put together a helpful list of ways to jack-up the amount of dairy you're consuming.  For example:

Add two containers of yogurt to your lunch box: one for your snack and the other for your lunch.

One yogurt isn't enough for these people.  Have two.  We're already eating yogurt.  They're just politely asking us to double our intake.

Insert a wooden stir stick in individual containers of fresh cheese and freeze them to make delicious frozen snacks.

I'll get right on that. I'm sure these homemade cheese popsicles are as delicious as they sound.  Why can't I just eat the cheese as is?  Who does this?

Opt for a yogurt drink to quench your thirst.

Nothing quenches your thirst like the viscous glug of a Yogurt drink.  That's why we see so many athletes chugging yogurt after the big game.  So refreshing.

Stir in a bit of skim milk powder to your cooking and baking. An excellent way to add calcium to all your dishes!

Oh, is that all? Just keep some powdered milk handy and add it to everything I fucking make.  Thanks for keeping it specific and limiting your reach to my "cooking and baking."  I guess I won't stir it into my orange juice or jell-o shooters.

You know, I think I might go for a run and then pound a couple of Yops.  Then I'll go down on a container of Sour Cream. You'd like that Big Milk, wouldn't you?  You sick fucks.