So God creates this enormous universe (it takes him forever too, like, six whole days) and when he's done he only puts one dude in it. One single man. And also he makes him a pretty little garden. (Genesis 2:8)
Doesn't this sound like a scenario a gay guy in love would describe to his boyfriend?
"Luke, I am so in love with you. If I was God, I would create a whole world for us and it would be perfect and it would only be you and me."
That's exactly what God did! He created a universe for a single man. Named Adam. And I don't know if you know this, but that is on the Official List of Gay Names. (Numbers 3:2) (c.f. Masters of the Universe.) You're probably thinking, "but I have a friend named Adam, and he's not gay."
Fact: he's gay, even if he isn't. Trust me.
But anyway, God should really tone it down. Just saying.
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