Wednesday, January 28

Pepperoni prom

Ad fag #1: Here is the proposed layout for the new product launch.
Suit #1: Hmmm...
Suit #2: You think is the right approach to market our new sausages?
Ad fag #2: Oh, absolutely. What better than a giant party to celebrate all of your different sausage offerings.
Ad fag #1: It's a sinister idea.
Suit #2: Do you have a name yet?
Ad fag #1: We're still working on it. We're bouncing around a few ideas.
Ad fag #2: Wiener-bash?
Ad fag #1: Or maybe Bratwurst Ball?
Ad fag #2: Bangers 'n' fun?
Ad fag #1: Kielbasaklatsch?
Ad fag #2: Frankfurterfest? Wait a minute. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Ad fag #1 and #2: (in unison) Sausage par-
Suit #1: Get the hell the out.
Suit #2: Seriously guys, you're fired.

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