For one thing, gay sex is everywhere. I mean it's in movies, on TV, it's in my porn. The stuff is ubiquitous. I encountered it in my damn kitchen when I got up yesterday. Dad, Eric, get a room!
But if it's not buggery, it's Pepsi. I've had it with this drink. Didn't coke win the cola wars like, eight years ago? Give up already: no one drinks Pepsi. The last time I tried to order a Pepsi, the waiter didn't know what I was talking about. He looked at me like made the whole thing up.
"It's dark, sweet, fizzy..."
"Coke?"
"No, but it's virtually identical. Some people have trouble telling them apart?"
I'm switching to beer.
And beer ads are getting ridiculous now, right? I mean have you seen this one ad? The one that's just a loop of graphic BDSM? I don't need half a minute of dungeon porn to convince me to buy beer; I would have got it anyway. We get it beer moguls: beer sells itself.
I'm switching back to coke.
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