Monday, May 14

PSA: euphemisms for vomiting

In the spirit of keeping things juvenile, I offer this list:
  • Blowing chunks
  • Tossing cookies
  • Driving the porcelain bus
  • Jettisoning cargo
  • Painting the town red
  • Lettin' it all out
  • De-food-ifying
  • Changing one's fluids
  • Exorcising demons
  • Making room
  • Self-cleaning
  • Keepin' it real
  • Bowdlerizing
  • Doing the esophagus tango
  • Tastin' it twice
  • Exploding on to the scene
  • Rockin the casbah
  • Un-eating (or de-snacking)
  • Ruining one's makeup
  • Geysering
  • Dropping napalm
  • Streaming oleo
  • Makin' sauce
  • Being a harsh food critic
  • Testing one's gag reflex
  • Feeding baby birds
  • Ruminating
  • Breaking up with one's lunch
  • Giving the dog a bone
  • Coughing up a hairball
  • Shotgunning... backwards
  • Pressing eject
  • Flushing contaminants
  • Releasing the hounds
  • Keeping up with the Romans's
  • Technicolour yawn
  • Calling Ralph
  • Aborting the mission
Approximately 1-3% of women aged 11-49 will suffer from Bulimia nervosa.

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