Harvey: Well, she is pretty cute.
Kessler:
Harvey: Why not? She obviously likes you. Can you not smell the desperation? I know that smell.
Kessler: I'm just not, man. I'm through with relationships. Andrea was a clusterfuck. I'm not going through that again. Falling in love is like getting a horrible skin disease.
Harvey: How so? Because you're embarrassed about your appearance so you never leave your house?
Kessler: Not exactly, bro.
Harvey: Oh, you mean because you're itchy all the time? Itchy with infatuation?
Kessler: No, dude.
Harvey: Oh, it's because everyone can tell that you're in love by your face, which is covered with figurative splotches? "Lesions of love", you might say?
Kessler: You're retarded.
Harvey: Oh, oh -- because no matter how much cream you put on, the burning never stops!
Kessler: Shut up, man.
Harvey: Whatever, dude.
Kessler: Anyway, I don't want to talk to her. I'm really not interested.
Harvey: Gotcha.
Kessler:
Harvey: Scarring! Because of the scarring! Right?
Kessler: God! Just drop it, will you?!
Harvey: Pfft. Fine. It's your analogy.
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