Monday, November 23

Wild speculation

On the great flood:

Man: Hey, God!  Can you hear me, loser?
Tracy: Just ignore him, sir.
Man: Hey, God!  You suck balls.  You hear me?
Tracy: I'll handle this, Tracy.
Tracy: Yes sir.  It's just that sometimes you tend to overreact and—
Man: Hey God, you're a faggot!
God: That does it.  Tracy, get hydro on the line.

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