On the creation of the zebra:
God: Hey, bring that horse over here. It needs some tweaking.
God's P.A. Tracy: Sir, that animal was completed months ago. It's been mass-produced already. It's ready to be ship.
God: Just bring it here.
Tracy: Sighs. OK, here. Just try not to change -- Oh, wow. I'm not sure I would call that a 'tweak'...
God: Nice, eh?
Tracy: This is going to take forever.
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