Harvey: I'll have another barkeep.
Miranda: This isn't a bar. And you haven't ordered anything yet.
Harvey: I'll just get the usual then.
Miranda: You don't have a "usual." In fact I'm pretty sure you've never ordered the same thing twice.
Harvey: All right, just give me the special.
Miranda: This is a variety store, we don't have specials. What do you want?
Harvey: I just want the soup of the day.
Miranda: Fine. It's minestrone.
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