On polar bears:
God: Tracy, could you come over here for a moment?
God's P.A. Tracy: Yes, sir. What is it?
God: What's the cutest animal we have designed?
Tracy: I think that would be the white bear with the black nose.
God: Right. We need to move it far away from the humans.
Tracy: Why?
God: Because they will be too distracted by its cuteness.
Tracy: (writing in her pad) OK, white bears to ice caps. What about puppies should we move those too?
God: No. That's different.
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