Friday, May 7

Wild speculation

On the Black Death:

God: These Rats are out of control.  Here, kill them with this.
Tracy: Er, this is some seriously strong stuff.
God: Those fuckers don't stand a chance.
Tracy: No, I mean, this is strong enough to kill half the planet.
God: Then just use a little bit.
Tracy: I'm not sure--
God: What's the worst that could happen?

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