Shorts
Only little boys may wear shorts without admonishment. To everyone else, take heed. When you wear shorts, you are saying quite simply: I don't take life that seriously. And mind you, I'm not opposed to that particular point of view. But for probably not very fair or easily-well-articulated reasons, I consider "little boys" the only cross-section of humanity that deserves this sumptuous state of being. Everybody else, get back to work. This includes you too, little girls and pets.
(I have used "little boys," sumptuous, and pets in a single post. This ought to get traffic bubbling.)
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