Sandals
Sandals are weak and stupid footwear worn by the weak and stupid. Not even footwear really, these barely protective scraps are fashionable with women, children and peasants in tropical nations. No matter how hot it is outside, real men wear shoes.
(That's not to say I'm a real man. I wouldn't imply such a thing. I'm just saying.)
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