Creating idioms (from scratch) #2

You can use the following expressions at home, at work, or even in your car!

• I've had an absolute Shamu of a weekend.
• Well, defrag my hard drives, ain't that something.
• That girl was uglier than two weeks from Tuesday.
• You sound like you've got a monkey in his pants.
• I'm wetter than your average weather balloon.
• She's got the wingspan of a senator.
• Hot box office!  This show is sold out!
• Dude, that girl is uglier than portions of our nation's history.
• I've got a clock to fix with you, mister.
• This tastes like a melted My Little Pony.  Delicious!
• Wow, this place is dirtier than a Japanese vending machine.
• Whip out the tongs, someone's getting cranky.
• Friday must be Frosted Flakes, cause I feel GRRRR-reat!

Absolutely free of charge.  You're welcome.