Words I don't hate

Blunderbuss! You'd think I have cause to execute its use more often. I'm putting it on my to do list. Right below:

• Empty recycle bin (on desktop)
• Invent and implement metric time
• Get part-time job at Walmart, form union
• Redefine prog rock for the twenty-first century
• Pick up 1% milk
• Use "niggardly" in a sentence
• Embrace the summer: buy a firearm
• Engage in "jiggery-pokery"
• Reduce quotation mark "usage" by 30%
• Apologize to you-know-who for you-know-what
• Use "blunderbuss" in a sentence (preferably accusatorily)
  

I know it's a short list. I'm efficient.