It can be really, really hard talking to my friend Darryl:
Darryl: So I called up the ASPCA the other day.
Harvey: I already hate where this is going.
Darryl: And I innocently say: "I'm looking for your most fuckable puppies."
Harvey: How could you possibly say that innocently?
Darryl: And you know what they did?
Harvey: I assume they freaked out...
Darryl: They freaked out!
Harvey: Imagine that.
Darryl: I mean, I don't necessarily want to fuck the puppies.
Harvey: But clearly it's on your mind.
Darryl: Fair enough, but until I penetrate--
Harvey: Darryl, please.
Darryl: Fine. But what I really wanna know is, do they have a metric by which to assess the fuckability of their animals? I seriously doubt it.
Harvey: I gotta go.
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