- Dropped the acid (literally)
- Can't find the cap to this pen (I had it just a second ago)
- Name-dropped Ann Coulter
- Butt of too many jokes
- To give credibility to your homespun religion
- Because of something you heard in a Blink 182 song
- Waited all day for the cable guy
- Reading too much Nagel
- Claimed wallet in car, knew better, left huge pile of groceries at checkout
- Tuvan throat singing
- To prove those scientists wrong
- Basically any reason whatsoever
Sunday, October 25
Reasons for committing suicide
Suicide is the sincerest form of self-criticism. Please consider these reasons for ending your life:
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