Sunday, September 20

Renaming my porn collection (while high)

So one evening while perusing my collection of adult-oriented -- fuck it. The title says it all. Behold:

  • Girl getting jackhammered, steamrolled, and regrouted.mpg
  • Lovely lasses taking classes.mpg
  • The Manchurian candidate.avi
  • Takes one to blow one OR: how I learned to love the bomb.mpg
  • Girl on webcam on girl.flv
  • The evidence of my shallow existence.mpg
  • Not porn (do not open).avi
  • Jesus Christ Superstar - 02 - Heaven on their Minds.mp3
  • Are you there cock? It's me, pussy.avi
  • The myth of pus-syphus.avi
  • The fox and the graphs.mpg
  • Porn Prescription Part 9: to be taken ORALLY.avi
  • highly pixelated sexual footage.flv
  • Life is not a highway strewn with flowers.avi
  • Girls gone askew.mpg
  • Two cups one girl.mpg
  • Palindrome of sexxx.mpg
  • Good will humping.avi
  • Ross and Rachel erotic fan fiction.txt
  • The clock strikes dong.mpg
  • Dirty Dicklickers -1: the prequel
  • Two cups one tablespoon.mpg
  • Djembe lesson 92.mpg
  • Footage of fat girls putting on shoes in Payless Shoes.flv
  • Girl getting the business from a fresh gentleman.avi
  • Welsh comedy legends.mpg
  • DVDA (yes for real).mpg
  • Lust in the year 3000 the porn musical.mpg

It took everything I could to not mention "Star Fuck: the Erotic adventures of the USS Enter-ASS", but in the end I could not resist.

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