Wednesday, November 19

Reasons for committing suicide

If you're trying to decide whether it's time, consult this handy list.
  • Were mortally embarrassed at cocktail party.
  • Gang raped by idiots.
  • Been eating the crew all along.
  • Feelin' down.
  • Got a D in Early Modern Philosophy
  • Finally made a lunch but then left it in the fridge
  • Lost at Connect Four
  • Need to improve album sales
  • Too many bloody English about
  • Been pronouncing it "supposably"
More to follow.

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