Harvey: One pack of gum please.
Miranda: I can't change that.
Harvey: It's just a twenty.
Miranda: What do I look like a bank? Did you see any pamphlets outside about low interest mortgages and retirement advice?
Harvey: Well--
Miranda: Good afternoon, Mr. Jenkins. Would you like to hear about our affordable new line of credit? Or perhaps you would like a bank draft? Did you know that with interest rates being what they are, now is an excellent time to buy a house!?
Harvey: Just keep the change.
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