I happen to be a big fan of Scientology. It's appropriate use of technology and space-opera mythology appeal to my inner nerd. While I don't have the money to become a devout follower, perhaps some other, more-established religions could make some changes to accommodate me? Try:
Judaism:
Instead of a menorah, Hanukkah involves the lighting of a nine-pronged lightsaber. Using only the force, you must use said light-saber to dice a dreidel into four pieces.
Catholicism:
Instead of Jesus on the Cross, how about Jesus on a hover board? 'Nuff said.
Islam:
Put those dudes on Segways.
Zoroastrianism:
Don't change a damn thing. You guys already rule.
Hinduism:
Gods with multiple arms, gold. Gods with multiple robotic arms? That's SOLID gold.
Atheists:
Keep on rocking with your Blackberrys and espresso machines.
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