Sunday, July 30

An insult

Wendy was shocked.

"I've never been so insulted in all my life. First, to claim these oysters taste like 'puke' and then to follow that up by calling me a Nazi... well, I --"

"First," William interrupted, "I don't like oysters. Second, I was only saying that your attention to detail was Nazi-like. It's still a complement. Forgive me if it wasn't the balls-deep cocksuckery you anticipated."

And that my friends, is how one uses the term "balls-deep cocksuckery" in a sentence.