The Book Of The Toucan is filled with lots of fucked up lists. The Toucan is particularly weird about his proclivity for ordered lists. From a section called "What Frosts The Toucan's Cupcakes":
20. Measure once, cut once.
21. Thou shalt not double dip.
22. Thou shall have thine order and thine method of payment ready.
23. Avoid use of the expression: "working hard or hardly working?"
24. Don't kick 'em babies.
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